tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC December 13, 2021 11:34pm-12:37am PST
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the storm system is moving off towards the south. i think as we head to tomorrow morning this breaks up. we'll have isolated pockets before the commute. sunshine does start to return. there is another chance of rain coming our way wednesday night into thursday morning. a quarter to 1 inch. dry weather friday, saturday and sunday. and then additional storms, it looks like, as we roll through next week. so it's what we've been asking for. thankfully we'll get this break in here. it's been a wild past 48 hours, guys. >> certainly has. really important to be really careful out there and tomorrow morning. >> be careful out there on that tuesday morning commute. thank you, jeff. have a good night. we'll see you back here tomorrow. >> bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon."
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tonight, join jimmy and his guests - dakota johnson bobby cannavale, musical guest kelly clarkson and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1570 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. right back at you. thank you, everyone. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here, you made it thank you for watching [ cheers and applause well let's get to some news here, guys
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as of this morning, the world's richest man, elon musk, was named "time" magazine's person of the year. yeah musk received the honor for his work on space exploration. and after he bought ten million subscriptions to "time" magazine [ laughter ] i'm kidding, although it was a a little strange that everyone at "time" drove into work today in a brand new tesla [ laughter ] being named person of the year is a big deal. it's basically "sexiest man alive," but you're competeing against the dalai lama and the pope [ laughter ] it was actually a pretty competitive year the other finalists were the scientist behind the covid vaccine, and the lawyer who appeared at a zoom trial with a cat filter [ light laughter ] >> can you hear me, judge? i'm here live, i'm just -- i'm not a cat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: some news from washington today, president biden signed an executive order aimed at improving customer experience for government services, like renewing passports and filing taxes yeah, now when you get audited, the irs agent draws a little smiley face on your return [ laughter ] and this is nice
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now, when you are on hold for two hours, instead of light jazz, they play even lighter jazz [ laughter ] hey, i saw that former vice president mike pence has been touring key election states like new hampshire a lot of people think that he could be gearing up for a presidential run in 2024 he's even been testing out some campaign slogans to see what people respond to. check some of these out. first up, there's "pence 2024, i make mit romney look like post malone. [ laughter ] next, there's "pence 2024, i call ketchup hot sauce." [ laughter ] and finally, there's "pence 2024, one time i heard a megan thee stallion song and fainted. [ laughter ] i think that's the one >> steve: oh, yeah, that's the one. mother >> jimmy: oh, i heard that in a new documentary, russian president vladimir putin revealed that back in the '90s he worked as a cabdriver to make ends meet yep, it's the only cab where you got in, and the driver told you where you were going [ laughter ]
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"we're taking detour." [ light laughter ] it was the last time putin drove a car where the passenger wasn't in the trunk. [ laughter ] hey, this is cool -- >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: listen to this new fda approved eyedrops just hit the market that provide better vision for up to 10 hours and they can replace reading glasses for millions of americans. yeah, which means your dad will now walk around looking for the eye drops that are on the top of his head. [ laughter ] "where did i put --" you know some guy is going to be like, "i bet if i use the whole bottle i could see mars. now when you notice someone putting in eyedrops you can play the fun new game, reader or stoner? it's cool. it's fun [ laughter ] well, get this, authorities in new zealand are investigating after one man apparently got 10 covid vaccines shots on the same day, and pretended to be a different person each time [ laughter ] if you asked what he got, he said, "johnson and johnson, and johnson and johnson, and johnson and johnson.
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[ laughter ] it was weird at his office holiday party when he was like, "so, how did you guys feel after the ninth dose that one kind of got me. [ laughter ] did you guys hear about this the michigan woman is currecntly facing up to nine years in prison after she went to a fake website called "rent-a-hitman" and offered $5,000 to have her ex-husband killed yeah, you could tell she was nervous. today, she logged into bribe-a-judge.org. [ laughter ] and finally, a man in texas has been getting some attention for a christmas lights display ♪ ♪ let me see you do i eh hey snap you fingers the rock with it ♪ ♪ do it do it do it do it don't drop with it ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: wow. i was expecting an announcer to be like, "and starting at point guard 6'2" from bethlehem. [ laughter ] at 10:00 p.m. the neighbors asked him to turn it off, and he was nice enough to say -- >> "okay!" >> jimmy: we have a great show now. give it up for the roots,
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ladies and gentlemen ♪ [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. >> steve: nice one >> jimmy: i know that song it is monday, we're excited to be back. we have a great week of shows ahead. matthew mcconaughey will be here >> steve: yeah, all right, all right, all right [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: penelope cruz. >> steve: what >> jimmy: scarlett johansson, and reese witherspoon will all be joining us! [ cheers and applause but first, what a show we have for you tonight. she stars in the new movie "the lost daughter," in select theaters friday and on netflix december 31st. dakota johnson is joining us [ cheers and applause some good award buzz plus, he stars in the new animated movie "sing 2," which is in theaters december 22nd
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bobby cannavale is here! [ cheers and applause and we've got great music. man, can she sing? kelly clarkson is here [ cheers and applause "blessed" is the song. unbelievable guys, we have exactly five shows left before we go on christmas break. which means it's time for that beloved tonight show tradition it's time for 12 days of christmas sweaters here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ 12 days o christmas sweaters 9 days left ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that's right, every show between now and christmas we'll be giving one lucky audience member a mind-blowing christmas sweater from the "countdown to christmas cabinet. now since there are five shows left, let's open door number five [ drum roll oh, it's a big one that's a tall one. got it bud [ cheers and applause oh ♪ whoa
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that is something else there look at that wow, let's see the back of that guy. it's like a -- it's a like joker, type of jester. [ cheers and applause it's got frills on the sleeves this is a great one. this is a one of a kind. a one of kind sweater. let's see who's going home with tonight's sweater. everyone look at your seat number if i call your number, come on down who wants this sweater it's a good one. [ cheers and applause quest, can i get a drum roll please [ drum roll 417! [ cheers and applause yes! ♪ come on down hey! how are you? >> great oh, my god >> jimmy: what is your name, and where are you from >> anthony, i'm from austin, texas. >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause we love austin we love austin, texas. this will fit right in, in austin >> oh, yeah. i'll blend in. i'll wear this to the barbecue joints, yeah
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>> jimmy: yeah, you have to. would you like to try it on? >> uh, yeah. >> jimmy: what do you think audience you want to see him? [ cheers and applause yeah, i don't know if there is a front or back. >> is there? >> jimmy: there is no real right way to wear it, no kind of a reversible wow. i mean, that's fantastic wow! oh, my gosh. that looks awesome that looks so cool you already got a strut to your step i mean, this is fantastic. all right, well take that back to austin with you and enjoy it >> thank you >> jimmy: congratulations. give another round of applause for our winner [ cheers and applause stick around, we're talking with dakota johnson when we come back! come on back [ cheers and applause come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪♪ ♪ you are my fire ♪ ♪ the one desire ♪
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i miss you it's always great to see you >> i miss you, too and this is so sad i mean, it's great [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah thank you, yeah. it's sad yeah, i wish you were here but, yeah, you're doing well >> i'm good. yeah >> jimmy: good >> i'm good. how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing good [ laughter ] >> i'm so much bigger than you i can see what i look like next to you >> jimmy: no, i like this size of you >> it is so weird. >> jimmy: we always want more of you, so now we just made you actually physically bigger now yeah, we love it the more dakota johnson the better, that's what i say. [ cheers and applause we have to talk about this because, the last time you were on the show, you were very funny. we were talking about this article you did for, or a photo shoot spread you did for "architectural digest" or something of your home and there was a bowl of limes in the kitchen some people know what i'm talking about. in the article you said like, "oh, yeah, i love limes. or something like that
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and then you -- you came on our show you said, actually, "you don't love them. you said you're allergic to limes. and it caused a giant controversy. i mean, this is the -- this could have been the end of your career. there was -- people wrote articles look at this "dakota johnson lied to us about loving limes." [ laughter ] and this is major headlines. this is -- "dakota johnson selling her house and confesses she hates limes. it's the biggest plot twist of 2021." [ laughter ] >> wow feels like there was more important news than that >> jimmy: are you aware of the fallout? i mean, how are you dealing with this crisis [ laughter ] >> well, it's been really hard, jimmy. >> jimmy: do you not like limes? >> i don't really care about limes. i love them and i also found out after i did "arc digest. i did that and you know, they have somebody who is super talented come in and make your house look amazing. >> jimmy: yeah
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>> so they put this big bowl of limes, which i saw while we were filming and it was funny so i talked about it because who has a bowl of only limes apparently me. >> jimmy: apparently you >> and then i did an allergy test a few weeks later, and it turns out that i'm allergic to limes. but i never knew because usually when i have them they're in, like, a tequila. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah that's kind of -- yeah is there anything else you're allergic to so we can get it out of the way now so there's no more controversy? >> yes thank you so much for asking >> jimmy: wow. >> i'm so excited to have this be in the news, too. i'm allergic to soy. >> jimmy: there you go wow. >> so -- >> jimmy: yeah, there you go there you go, the reaction >> if you are having any edamame this christmas season - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, we're not going to get you any edamame what are you doing for the holidays do you have any plans? >> i'm going to be at home with my family. some of my family is coming to my house >> jimmy: oh, that -- so you're hosting the whole family
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is that stressful? >> um, i haven't really thought about it it's fast approaching, isn't it >> jimmy: yeah it's like next week, yeah. you have to -- yeah. you have to plan something >> no, i don't [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have to get like food you have to do something you have to entertain. what are you -- you got to play games? do you play board games? >> yeah. well, yeah, yeah, yeah games for sure we'll do like scrabble and all the, you know, the games but, like, i feel like it's better and more relaxing for everybody if they just fend for themselves [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what wait, so your parents come and you go, "yeah, look, if you're hungry, you're an adult. get something. [ laughter ] >> exactly they're all grown-ups. >> jimmy: what's your go-to scrabble word? do you have one? i have a great one for you >> does anyone have a go-to scrabble word? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah oh, i definitely have mine >> that's impossible >> jimmy: no i'll tell it to you and it'll be yours >> what is it? >> jimmy: za
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[ laughter ] >> oh, like short for pizza? >> jimmy: yeah pizza's too long of a word >> za? >> jimmy: pizza's too long of a word for me to say so, i call it za [ laughter ] it's in the scrabble dictionary za is a real word. >> it is, it is. >> jimmy: it changes the whole game >> so is j-a >> jimmy: j-o. >> or q-a. >> jimmy: q-a? i'm going to challenge you on that one >> i'm really good at scrabble >> jimmy: we'll play next time you come on. >> okay. >> jimmy: are you going to watch any holiday movies >> i really love - okay, my whole life -- well, no, not my whole life. that's intense but, when i was little, i went through a phase where i watched "home alone" every day of the year [ laughter ] >> jimmy: every single day you watched "home alone" >> every day >> jimmy: wow. >> i was really into it. >> jimmy: i was like that with "peewee's big adventure. [ laughter ] i watched it every single day. memorized every line
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used to do impersonations of everybody. i loved it so much, i mean - >> yeah. >> jimmy: if i quizzed you on "home alone," do you think you would do well? >> i think maybe -- i don't know maybe. let's try. do you have a question >> jimmy: i do >> oh [ bleep ], okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can you say that - >> sorry >> jimmy: can you say that on tv no, you can't. >> oh, shoot >> jimmy: thank you. >> is what i meant >> jimmy: all right, ready for this >> yeah. >> jimmy: what are the burglars' first names? >> harry and marv. >> jimmy: wow! that is correct. [ cheers and applause i thought that was a hard one. was that an easy one for you >> okay. come on. >> jimmy: all right. what are the burglars refer to themselves as in the first "home alone" movie what do they call themselves >> "the wet bandits. >> jimmy: wow, that's completely correct >> because they -- [ cheers and applause >> they leave the bathtubs running. they leave the water running in the houses
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>> jimmy: wow, that's right. >> that's their calling card >> jimmy: wow. this is -- this is fantastic that you know so much. all right, how about -- this is a tough one. what is the name of the movie that kevin watches while eating ice cream? >> it's not a real movie it's a fake movie. it's called "angels" - something. oh >> jimmy: yes. >> "dirty angels?" "dirty, dirty angels." >> jimmy: no not -- "dirty, dirty angels," but very close "angels with filthy souls. >> oh, same thing. [ ding ] >> jimmy: we gave you credit for that [ cheers and applause we gave you credit for it. the judges like you here okay what character does macaulay culkin's brother, kieran culkin, play? >> fuller because -- and he wets the bed [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> is that right >> jimmy: that is correct. [ ding ] fuller, that's correct ♪
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[ cheers and applause okay - >> can i tell you something quickly just like as a - just like an intermission from the game >> jimmy: yeah >> i saw macaulay culkin recently and i've never seen him in real life, but i saw him because he was walking in the gucci show. >> jimmy: was he really? >> and i was shocked [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you made that word three syllables. [ laughter ] shocked. [ laughter ] because you're such a fan? >> well, logically like i know that he's grown up, you know but then when you see him, he's a man. and he was a man wearing gucci clothes, just walking down hollywood boulevard. >> jimmy: yeah he is a man, yeah. it's unbelievable. can we talk about your new movie? >> oh, we're not going to finish the game? cause i was going to win
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>> jimmy: i feel like it's too easy you're getting all of them right. i mean, you're clearly a fan >> we don't have to keep going it's okay. >> jimmy: i'll ask you one last one. ready? what gift does the fake santa claus give kevin >> oh, tic-tacs. >> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause you're amazing you're a fan you're amazing you really are a fan i love that. next time you come on, you could ask me any questions about "peewee's big adventure. >> okay. >> jimmy: i want to talk about your new movie, "the lost daughter." congrats, by the way today, it got two golden globe nominations. so that's always good to get [ cheers and applause two critic's choice award nom. nom, nom, nom, nom this is -- >> nom, nom, nom >> jimmy: yeah nom, nom, nom. tell everyone what it's about. can you explain the movie? >> "the lost daughter" is a movie based on the book by elena ferrante and it is about a woman who is vacationing on a beach and she becomes sort of obsessed with this young mother and her daughter, who seem to be having a troubling time
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the young woman is kind of struggling with difficult things in her life >> jimmy: yeah >> and i play that person. her name is nina and it's with olivia colman and jessie buckley and loads of other supremely talented people and maggie gyllenhaal directed it and it is -- pretty intense. >> jimmy: yeah congrats on being in such an awesome film i want to -- >> thank you [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: well deserved, buddy i want to show everyone a clip here's dakota johnson in "the lost daughter. take a look at this. >> it's like she's not calming down >> yeah. >> mommy >> it's been a weird day we found her and then she lost her doll >> i used to have a doll like that called mina. >> nina? >> mina. or mini mama as my mom called her. you'll find it
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♪ >> jimmy: hey guys, welcome back i'm here with dakota johnson, now! [ cheers and applause dakota, you've been in many, many movies over the years, but i wanted to see if you're a big enough fan that you can just summarize a movie in just five seconds. it's time to play a game called "five-second summaries"! here we go [ cheers and applause ♪ one two three four five second summaries ♪ >> jimmy: all right, here's how the game works we both have cards each card has the name of a movie on it. as soon as you look at the card, you have five seconds to describe what it's about, the best you can, and try to make me guess what it is. you can't use any words in the title, actor's names, or catchphrases we are just describing the plot of the movie >> okay. [ light laughter ] i don't have cards, but i memorized mine so -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> because i'm an actor. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i have my card
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>> oh, god [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not an actor all right, but look, we're going to take turns, all right you are going to go first since you memorized yours. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, let's put five seconds on the clock. whenever you're ready, just say "go" and we'll start the clock >> okay. are you ready? >> jimmy: yeah >> okay. go this is a film where there's lots of brothers and sisters and they're running through a field. ♪ >> jimmy: "sound of music. [ bell dinging ] "sound of music. [ cheers and applause from the -- running through a field. >> okay. >> jimmy: yes, that is correct i love that movie. all right, here we go. so there, look, there's five seconds. oh gangs, dancing gangs that sing [ laughter ] >> "west side story. >> jimmy: yes, that's correct. [ bell dinging ] [ cheers and applause wow, that's good i was going to sing and then i'm like, "i can't do it." right? all right, yeah. all right, this is the song right -- now, your second one that you memorized, say "go" when you're ready. >> okay. >> jimmy: yep. well, actually, let's get a little tougher here. let's put three seconds on the clock. [ audience oohs
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>> oh, [ bleep ] [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: you can't -- [ laughter and applause you can't say that word on our show >> i mean, but we should be able to say that word now, like, after all the time >> jimmy: no, i don't want to get into that. no, no, no no [ laughter ] >> kids aren't awake when this comes on >> jimmy: yes, they are. there -- a lot of kids watch our show [ laughter ] dude, we're, like, the number one trend on tiktok right now. are you kidding me [ laughter ] >> oh, sorry >> jimmy: yeah yeah -- oh, yeah no problem no problem all right. whenever you're ready, say "go. and then i will -- in three -- you have three seconds to describe this movie. >> okay. go where's my fish? lost fish. >> jimmy: oh, "finding nemo. [ bell dinging ] [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: "where's my fish?! [ laughter ] that's a great -- that's a a great clip all right, three seconds this time, the pressure is on me now ready? three seconds. "oh, i talk like this. i make up purses and dresses and fashion. ♪ [ laughter ]
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>> what? >> jimmy: "but i talk like this will you -- i do accent. i make fashion i make bags. >> are you russian [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> if i mean -- do i know this movie? >> jimmy: maybe. yeah, you do [ laughter ] >> i don't know it >> jimmy: "ra-ra-oo-la-la. [ laughter ] ga-ga-oo-la-la this is a bad romance. >> kind of amazing >> jimmy: "bad romance." [ laughter ] >> bad roman -- what are you talking about? what is it [ laughter ] >> jimmy: father-son, "house of gucci. how soon -- >> oh, i haven't seen that movie yet. [ sad tuba ] >> jimmy: yeah >> also, they're not russian >> jimmy: i don't know it's a -- it's a hit movie >> oh, she's russian >> jimmy: yes. >> she's russian >> jimmy: is she >> that's embarrassing [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was i wrong? is she russian she's not. she's italian?
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sorry. [ laughter ] [ sad tuba ] >> yeah. that was pretty confusing. >> jimmy: anyway, that's -- no spoilers, no spoilers. [ laughter ] >> it seems like i should get a point for that >> jimmy: yeah, you probably should judges [ ding ] >> that was bad. >> jimmy: all right, they gave you a point for that one [ cheers and applause all right. here we go this is the final round. let's put one second on the clock here whenever you're ready. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, you tell me one second >> okay. go grumpy green man ♪ >> jimmy: grumpy green men grumpy -- >> man >> jimmy: green man. oh, the hulk "the incredible hulk"? [ laughter ] [ buzzer ] [ sad tuba ] oh, "the grinch" "the grinch who stole christmas. >> yes [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. okay good, yeah. [ cheers and applause ♪ [ laughter ] the hulk is grumpy as well >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: this is tough. one second, here we go one second for this one. >> make sure you've seen this one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i didn't -- i didn't plan ahead.
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all right, here we go. santa's helper ♪ >> "elf. [ bell dinging ] >> jimmy: yes! [ cheers and applause dakota johnson right there the pro! her new movie, "the lost daughter," is in select theaters friday and streaming on netflix december 31st we'll be right back with bobby cannavale. come on back bye, bud love you [ cheers and applause ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> wow >> jimmy: how does that feel >> that's incredible >> jimmy: it's unbelievable, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah they love you, buddy welcome back to the show >> thank you >> jimmy: it's nice to see you in person as well. >> thanks. >> jimmy: you look great >> in person, yeah >> jimmy: yeah i wanted to ask you because i know you're -- you're into, very into fantasy football >> yeah. very, very much. >> jimmy: how are you doing this season? >> i'm winning >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah, i'm in first place. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> first place if cooper kupp doesn't go off tonight, then i'll remain in first place >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you play -- you play in this league with your -- with you old pal, paul rudd. >> with paul yeah, yeah >> jimmy: yeah, who is the sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause and this is -- he's a little intimidating to play against >> yeah. i mean, you know, it's a funny year, right?
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there was a pandemic [ laughter ] so -- >> jimmy: so you're saying that this is not a real -- >> it's like there can be an asterisk on it [ laughter ] okay put the steroids era, you know what i mean? like, "really. i mean, i don't know, it's been an off year. [ laughter ] but it's true. >> jimmy: really you think that -- yeah, sure yeah >> menschiest guy, i guess, i would say, but - [ laughter ] >> jimmy: menschiest >> sexiest, you know >> so i'm glad you're -- you win him. i love that. yeah you're in the lead >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't -- haven't seen you since "nine perfect strangers", by the way congratulations on that. >> thank you >> jimmy: that was amazing work on that. [ cheers and applause >> thanks. >> jimmy: and we were talking backstage and i was saying, because i have seen you on broadway i know you were here when you were in the scorsese movie what do you get recognized the most for >> "everybody loves raymond. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] you know i'm not on "everybody loves raymond. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you had nothing to do with that show >> no, i didn't have nothing to do with that show, but if i could get, like, maybe, if this could help me to have ten less people stop me and say, "we love you on 'everybody loves raymond,'" that would be great for my life because i'm not on that show. >> jimmy: you were never on the show >> never been on the show.
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i'm a fan, don't get me wrong. >> jimmy: yeah, but people think you're brad garrett. >> yeah, they think i'm brad garrett yeah [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i found -- i found a a picture after you told me that because i was like -- could you make this face [ laughter ] this a -- oh, not bad. [ cheers and applause and you can do the voice >> yeah. >> jimmy: all right, let's hear -- you do the voice and i'll do -- i'll do -- i can do ray, man >> "ma ma, raymond. ma, tell me he's stubby. >> jimmy: "mom mom. mom. mom. mom. >> "ma, tell raymond to stop making fun of me." >> jimmy: "ma, ma. mom. [ laughter ] >> that's the show >> jimmy: yeah, yeah we did it. we nailed it you know, we should take it on the road [ cheers and applause >> no, but it is -- it's interesting. but it's -- yeah, i'm always like, you know, he's really a lot taller than i am >> jimmy: he really is >> he's the nicest guy, but, like, i'm just not him [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sorry, so just to clear it up, this is not brad garrett >> yes >> jimmy: okay, there. just so everyone knows no, yeah >> yes >> jimmy: bobby cannavale. i want to -- but, i want to talk about this. the "sing 2" that you're in right now. but first, are you working on something now where you're a a neil diamond impersonator?
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>> i just did a movie in australia called "seriously red. it's coming out next year. and it's -- it's set in the world of celebrity impersonators. and i play a neil diamond impersonator who's managing a dolly parton impersonator and it's a pretty fun movie. >> jimmy: i'm obsessed with this this is -- it sounds fantastic >> yeah, and it's perfect for me because i'm obsessed with neil diamond i mean, i love neil diamond and, like, i could sing him because it's a pretty low voice and -- >> jimmy: yeah >> and so, i got to sing a few songs in it and it's really -- really fun >> jimmy: what's your key to doing a neil diamond impression >> well, you just got to sing it with feeling, right because the songs almost don't make any sense [ laughter ] so, you know, just -- you just got to just really feel it like, "what the hell is 'holly holy'? [ laughter ] "heartlight" is all about "e.t.," but, you know. >> jimmy: yes. >> it makes you want to make sweet love, even though it's about an alien, you know [ laughter ] that doesn't make sense. >> jimmy: that was from "e.t." yeah >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so turn on - >> yeah, it's like a -- ♪ turn on your heartlight ♪ >> jimmy: wow. ♪ let it shin wherever you go ♪ >> jimmy: wow, that is a good neil diamond [ cheers and applause >> yeah, and -- >> jimmy: it is about "e.t." >> just about selling the song
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nobody sells a song quite like neil, you know >> jimmy: neil diamond no, no, no >> it doesn't matter what it sounds like. >> jimmy: you have a great voice, though. i was not surprised to hear this that you were a dj at one point. >> i was on the radio, yeah >> jimmy: in college when was it? >> i was -- i was about 18, 19 years old and i was a -- like, i just got a job on a radio station that was a a motivational radio station called wnn it was -- i guess there was, like, a minute there where that was -- that was a thing. and it was -- it was just motivational speakers and it was called "for winners only the winner's news network. >> jimmy: wow, wnn >> i had to think with them. yeah, and i was -- i called myself "bobby savage." i was on from midnight to 6:00 >> jimmy: holy moly. >> and -- and i would be like, "hey, it's bobby savage on the 'winner's news network.' here's leo buscaglia on the -- on hugs and why they're important. you know, things like that [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. dude, i've never heard of that >> and i would play, like, motivational speakers and -- >> jimmy: "winner's news network. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that was a big deal. >> it was a big deal back in the late '80s. that was, like, my -- yeah, that was, like, my foray into show biz, i guess. >> jimmy: i can't believe i'm sitting next to bobby savage
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>> yeah, i know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, it was very cute before the show we can talk about this, but you were facetiming with your -- your kid >> my kids yeah, my boys. yeah >> jimmy: and you're -- by the way, you're great in "sing 2." the cast is incredible >> thank you my sons are very into the -- you know, they're just starting to understand what i do for a living, so we -- we went we saw it, and -- they flipped out for it, of course. it's a really good movie and -- and rocco is obsessed with letting people know that i'm jimmy crystal. >> jimmy: dude, that's -- >> and be like, stops people in the -- you know. you know, there was a tie-in with raison bran [ laughter ] you know, i love raisin bran, so they have a box of it and they've got my picture on the back well, the character's picture on the back. and he took it to school and he was like, "this is my dad, bobby cannavale. this is bobby cannavale. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is you. this is you, jimmy crystal >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: as you -- he was so cute i was telling him backstage through facetime with your -- with your son. i go, "hello." and he goes, "he's jimmy crystal.
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[ laughter ] he's jimmy crystal." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i go, "yeah, no. he's jimmy crystal." he was like -- yeah, how old is he >> yeah, he's very into it yeah, he's five now. yeah >> jimmy: so cute. oh, my god >> yeah, he's cute the guy's a cute not that smart, but they're cute [ laughter ] >> jimmy: boys boys are boys. >> they're just not that smart >> jimmy: i got girls. i got girls. >> how about the ridiculous things that you say? like, this -- literally yesterday, i don't know how many times i've -- must've said three times, "get your shoes off my couch." and, like, my 4-year-old was like, "it's not your couch." and i'm arguing with him [ laughter ] it's mom's couch i said, "it's -- that's my couch. >> jimmy: mom's couch. >> i'm getting a really, really -- like, look red in the face and i go to the bathroom to make believe i'm peeing and i'm crying >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> all right >> jimmy: can we -- how do we set up -- how do we set up "sing 2" >> basically, i run a casino that the gang -- you know, buster moon and the gang - >> jimmy: yep. >> have come to try to get their act in my casino i'm like a steve wynn type character. like, i own this huge casino and it's -- i'm auditioning them >> jimmy: yeah >> maybe that's -- it's just like the scene
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>> jimmy: yeah, yeah and it's matthew mcconaughey >> and reese witherspoon >> jimmy: reese witherspoon -- scarlett johansson >> scarlett johansson. bono >> jimmy: bono is in the cast. this -- >> yeah. [ light applause ] >> jimmy: that's the -- >> the new "u2" song it's very exciting >> jimmy: all right, here we go i want to show a clip. here's bobby cannavale in "sing 2. take a look. >> so what's the show called >> what's it called? gunter, you -- you want to tell mr. crystal what it's called >> uh-huh. it's called "out of this world. >> "out of this world. >> that's right. just imagine it. >> ash >> yeah, i got it. ♪ >> a spectacular musical that takes your audience out of this world. ♪ i want to run i want to hide i want to tear down the wall that hold me inside ♪ >> i love this song. ♪ i want to reach out
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and touch the flam where the street have no name ♪ >> jimmy: yeah come on. [ cheers and applause congratulations. >> thanks. thanks it's a great film. >> jimmy: bobby cannavale! "sing 2" is in theaters december 22nd. kelly clarkson is performing for us after the break stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪
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christmas comes around," here's kelly clarkson [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ it's quiet all around the only sound her in the silence ♪ ♪ are the snowflake falling down ♪ ♪ just like glitter on the ground ♪ ♪ another year' come around ♪ ♪ got me thinking bac about the time when i had nothing ♪ ♪ but big dream still in my head ♪ ♪ that were hanging by a thread ♪ ♪ that fueled desir in my ches but i'm blessed ♪ ♪ looking in the eyes of my children blessed ♪ ♪ surrounded by the lov i've been give blessed ♪ ♪ don't wanna tak a moment for granted ♪ m sometimes it's so easy to forget ♪
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♪ to be gratefu for the life ♪ ♪ i've been livin blessed ♪ ♪ i'm learning to hav faith in forgiving blessed ♪ ♪ sometimes i lif my heart to the heavens ♪ ♪ just so i remembe that i'm blessed ♪ ♪ here we are, together taking tim for one another ♪ ♪ underneath th christmas tree ♪ ♪ sweeter tha a symphony ♪ ♪ it mean everything to me ♪ ♪ sharing all our stories of our failure and our glories ♪ ♪ even when our hopes got torn ♪ ♪ we made i through the storm ♪ ♪ and i couldn' ask for more 'cause i'm blessed ♪ ♪ looking in the eyes of my children
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blessed ♪ ♪ surrounded by the lov i've been give blessed ♪ ♪ don't wanna tak a moment for granted ♪ ♪ sometimes it's so eas to forget, to be grateful ♪ ♪ for the lif i've been living blessed ♪ ♪ i'm learning to hav faith in forgiving blessed ♪ ♪ sometimes i lif my heart to the heavens ♪ ♪ when i'm down and i'm lost and i'm tired ♪ ♪ when it feels the whole world is on fire ♪ ♪ close my eyes and imagine a choir ♪ ♪ even when i fee like a mess ♪ ♪ have to take a good loo inside me, yes ♪ ♪ in the hurt where i found the holy i guess ♪ ♪ i'll never be perfect but i try my bes to remember i'm blessed ♪
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♪ looking in the eyes of my children ♪ ♪ surrounded by the lov i've been given ♪ ♪ don't wanna tak a moment for granted ♪ ♪ sometimes it's so eas to forget, to be grateful ♪ ♪ for the lif i've been living ♪ ♪ i'm learning to hav faith in forgiving ♪ ♪ sometimes i lif my heart to the heavens ♪ ♪ just so i remembe that i'm blessed ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: kelly clarkson "when christmas comes around" is out now what a voice we'll be right back, everybody come on. [ cheers and applause ♪
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